If I Ran the Zoo
and no bananas


EGG SONG!
This may be one of the coolest songs ever written,
so my friend and I decided to make a music video for it!We filmed this for kicks and giggles,
so it is not to be taken seriously or anything…I hope you enjoy our video,
and share our fascination with eggs!—
Believe it or not, one of my birds recently laid three [infertile] eggs,
and I wanted to use them for this video,
but her overprotective hubby wouldn’t let me…—
The same friend also penned the funny little pictures in the beginning:
“Yo dudes, do eggs actually exist?”
“I don’t think so man…”
“Yeah dude, I think they’re a myth.”“HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY EGGSISTENCE??”
(Source: welt-politik)

i think it’s sad my sense of humor can be summed up in two words: amelia bedelia.
(Source: amaranthineautumn, via farmerjoe)